The Name's Goods, Damaged Goods!

According to what my mother referred to me this morning , I think I would start introducing my name to people as Damaged Goods.

Someone: Hi, pleased to meet you, Miss...
Me: Goods. The name's Goods, Damaged Goods! (in James Bond's way of saying his name)

Thank you, mother! If the goods coming out of your womb is damaged, could it be possible to blame on the package carrying the goods?

Well, but then again, maybe I really am ... Damaged Goods!